Category: Maybe I Can Help

  • Bulls and Bearshit

    Bulls and Bearshit

    I caught this picture in my Facebook stream and it struck me with such offense the it sickened me. Here’s my response: Let’s bind up business, take down the bull. Let’s destroy my investments…

    Read more

  • Open Reply to a Recruiter

    I received the following email from a recruiter today: Hi Joshua Townsend Hope you are doing great, I am currently in search of Network Engineer for an esteemed client and I wanted to contact you…

    Read more

  • Another Installment of Maybe I Can Help

    Apparently the cops in Lebanon, PA need some help this time.  Apparently, “they have no idea why [the man] was in the toilet with his clothes off.”  Maybe I can help.  Here’s some idears to get…

    Read more

  • Maybe I Can Help

    Seeing as how my give-a-damn is busted, and I just don’t have enough energy to write substantive content, I hereby announce a new I Know Things Series: Maybe I Can Help.  I am always amazed…

    Read more